There Goes the Neighborhood
(total running time, 62 mins.) FRIDAY, APRIL 22nd, 9:45pm


Milton is a Shitbag
Courtney Davis
East Coast Premiere, 4 mins

Its true, you might love your cat. But for some reason, no one has ever bothered saying that a cat is man's best friend. - Jill Hannon

TV FUNHOUSE: The Passion of the Dumpty
J.J. Sedelmaier
3 mins

Love, passion, Jesus Christ, what comes to your mind when you think of Mel Gibson's film, "The Passion of the Dumpty"? From the likes of weird-comedy tsar Robert Smigel and his animating buddy J.J. Sedelmaier comes this lampoon of the famous Christ movie, the one known for turning celluloid into Bible pages for two hours. - Alex Smith

Parison Street Corner
Seth Toedter
World Premiere, 10 mins

The eye in the sky is watching closer than we thought. It's studying us, cracking our codes, learning our secrets. We are gatherers, we hunt, we pair off (sometimes awkwardly) we act the fool. They know all about us now. Hopefully one day they will study the human goings on in a cat house. We all have much to learn. - Roscoe Zipco

Intervention
Jay Duplass / Mark Duplass East Coast Premiere, 15 mins

Steve is forced through the use of group therapy to confess the truth of his childhood crimes, his adult fictions, and his hidden identities. - Jill Hannon

He's got the Power
Hilda Rasula
World Premiere, Canada, 3 mins

This film shows the absolute criminal insanity found in women when they get too excited. This should be a warning to us all. Fear them, respect them, covet them sexually and try with all of your might not to anger them when they are in groups. The footage here from our sexploitation era of American filmmaking is a triumph, but to show that in conjunction to beatle-mania... terrifying. - Roscoe Zipco



Correcto! Incorrecto!
Lesson 2

Matt Rodriguez
World Premiere, 5 mins

You can't, just can't, miss this one. Did you ever want a glimpse into the life of Mr.Mr.? Did you want to meet the Spanish speaking master of manners, the moral authority on such things as the appropriateness of black-face or adultery? Now you have your second chance, as the second fantastico volume of Correcto! Incorrecto! takes on marriage, booze-ism, and pool behavior. We insist that you all come down and learn how to handle a wife. Because, given current statisticos, no one has a clue. - Alex Smith


Bike Kill

Rachel Meyrick
World Premiere, UK, 6 mins

A day spent at a Black Label Bike Kill is the most fun you can have without actually starting a riot. Its goddamn good "Drunk at noon" fun. This year saw the fall of man mountain Doyle at the bike joust, only to rise like a trucker phoenix when he rode what appeared to be a 500 lbs bomb on wheels, but turned out to be a home made motorcycle. With a zombie Princess Diana hand turning wave he rode that thing like God come home to Texas. Suicidal balls of concrete on that guy. - Roscoe Zipco 


Pony Changes Everything
Ben Coonley
East Coast Premiere, 5 mins

Some movies are party movies. Some movies are heartbreaking movies. Some movies will get you just plain laid. This movie parties with your broken heart and then totally lays you, all while telling you about how sexy your wallet is. - Roscoe Zipco


Crime Busters

Dan Vila
World Premiere, 6 mins

This film could be 100 times as long and still be hypnotic. You can easily find father figures, lessons about brotherhood, and more open hand slaps than I care to count. Also there is a heartfelt and earnest depiction of someone named Jumbo who has a learning disability. Spectacular! - Roscoe Zipco

Filmmakers will be in attendance.